Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘War-Torn’ Cities Segment Turns Trump’s Claims Into Comedy Gold

Tyler Francke

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Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘War-Torn’ Cities Segment Turns Trump’s Claims Into Comedy Gold

In a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel turned political rhetoric into comedy by asking residents of so-called “war-ravaged” U.S. cities — including Chicago, Portland, and Washington, D.C. — to share videos of what their daily lives actually look like. The result? A flood of hilarious clips that perfectly mocked President Donald Trump’s portrayal of these cities as “terrifying war zones.”


A Hashtag With a Sense of Humor

Kimmel invited viewers to post their clips using the hashtag #ShowMeYourHellHole, encouraging locals to document the “chaos” on their streets. What followed were dozens of tongue-in-cheek submissions that revealed peaceful, even idyllic scenes of everyday life — far from the images of destruction that the administration had described.

“These brave Americans risked their safety to document life in their war zones,” Kimmel joked, before playing the first batch of clips that aired to roaring laughter.


Portland Residents Respond With Wit

Many of the funniest videos came from Portland, a city repeatedly spotlighted by the Trump administration as a hub of unrest. One man stood in a busy downtown area and deadpanned, “You can see that the carnage here on the streets is amazing. People are fleeing because they can’t get reservations at the restaurants.”

Another Portland resident recorded a group of people enjoying a drum circle in a park. “The drums are very dangerous,” he warned sarcastically. “You never know what they’re hiding in their drums.”

One more clip showed a dog wearing sunglasses, with the narrator remarking, “It’s so scary here that even the dogs need protective eyewear.”

The absurdity continued as a local filmed a sign advertising “new breakfast.” With perfect comic timing, he said, “Clearly this is a socialist, anarchist order, getting rid of old breakfast and forcing us all to choose their new breakfast.”


Mocking the Myths With Sarcasm

Another Portlander joined in near an ICE facility, pointing out “about 12 anemic baristas” protesting peacefully. “These violent thugs behind me that are knitting over here just pet my dog,” he said mockingly. “Thank you, President Trump. Thank you, Kristi Noem, for defending us!”

The segment captured the heart of Portland’s dry, self-aware humor — responding to exaggeration with even greater exaggeration, all in good fun.


Chicago Joins the ‘War Zone’ Satire

Even Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker got in on the joke, submitting his own “report” from “war-torn Chicago.” Standing in front of a Chicago Cubs game, he said with a straight face, “It’s mayhem and chaos on the ground. The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs.”

He added, “We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them, and our deep-dish pizza has gone shallow. But there’s no hellscape I’d rather be in.”

The tongue-in-cheek performance quickly went viral, as viewers praised Pritzker’s comedic timing and willingness to play along with the bit.


Social Media Reaction: Laughter Across the Nation

Kimmel’s segment resonated strongly online. Commenters flooded YouTube and X (formerly Twitter) with praise for the humor and creativity of the submissions.

One viewer wrote, “The mockery by folks in Portland and Governor Pritzker are absolutely FANTASTIC.” Another added, “I love the Portland section — people still have their sense of humor despite the politics. Stay strong, America!”

A third commented, “Love the little videos people sent in from Portland. So funny. Stay safe y’all!”

Governor Pritzker’s clip, in particular, was widely shared on X, where users applauded his playful approach to countering political fear-mongering.


Comedy Meets Commentary

While the segment was filled with laughter, it also underscored an important point: how easily narratives about America’s cities can be distorted. Kimmel’s lighthearted challenge turned that distortion on its head, letting everyday people — not politicians — show what life in these cities really looks like.

The videos revealed communities filled with laughter, creativity, and resilience — not the “war zones” portrayed in national headlines.


Watch the Full Segment

Kimmel closed the bit by thanking viewers for their submissions, joking that he hoped they all “survived the horror” of brunch lines and dog-friendly parks.

You can watch the full monologue on the Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube channel.

Have you ever visited one of these so-called ‘hellhole’ cities?
Share your experience and what you really saw there — it might just be funnier than fiction.

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